This is for the men who are doing something, even if it’s not everything yet. Not sitting. Not coasting. Not making excuses. “I’m Not Sitting on the Couch Eating Bon Bons” is a sarcastic, relatable reminder that life is work in progress, not perfection. Built for guys who want humor with their hustle, this collection turns everyday chaos into wearable confidence. Throw it on for gym days, errands, work-from-home grind, or weekend recovery mode. Because you’re not sitting on the couch eating bon bons… even if you wish you were.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
